The Sunday Sloth: Randy, Mr Loverman
The Aviarios sloth sanctuary is happy to care for any sloth in need but they have to adhere to the one house rule. No sex between inmates. This has been particularly tough for Randy, seen here clinging to a poo pole. Randy was the local wild Lothario sloth who’d rock up looking for some action any time one of the sanctuary’s female sloths went into heat. The fact that he could never reach the sexy sirens didn’t stop him patrolling the grounds in the hope of getting close. One day another male turned up and a fight broke out. A very slow fight which saw Randy fall to the ground and break his arm. This of course may well have been a clever ploy by sneaky Randy to bust into the sanctuary and get closer to the girls. He was rescued and had to have a titanium plate fitted. Now he’s the bionic sloth but sadly still no closer to getting any action with the sanctuary’s lady sloths.
