Oprah, king of the swingers
I’ve just arrived at the Aviarios sloth sanctuary for the final filming leg of my sloth documentary for Animal Planet and been greeted with quite a surprise. Oprah (seen here enjoying a bit of quality bucket time) has been hiding a secret. It turns out that she is actually a he and so Judy and the gang have renamed him Harpo. Keen slothville fans will notice that Harpo bears an uncanny resemblance to fellow fuzzball Mateo and that’s probably no coincidence. They both hail from the mountainous interior and there are suspicions that Harpo and Mateo may even be part of a distinct sub-species which would probably have to be called Choloepus cutie pie.
